Please
note: this is a review of the video version of Ju-on 2 which was
made in 2000, and is not a review of the 2003 theatrical remake. Please see the navigation bar on the left for links to other movies in the Ju-on series.
Directed by Shimizu Takashi, 2000, 76 min. starring Taro Suwa, Denden,
Yuuko Daike, Makoto Ashikawa, Kahori Fujii, Takako Fuji, Ryôta
Koyama and Takashi Matsuyama.
Just
lately, we here at Snowblood Apple have received a whole load of
emails asking why Ju-on 2, the sequel to the phenomenally
successful original V-Cinema video movie written and directed by
Shimizu Takashi, would appear to have been not exactly made
but rather a chopped-off segment from the first movie.
Well,
why would anyone ask that, I hear you cry? Because, and be warned
if you've not already forked over the cash for this one as I shall
say this only once: Ju-on 2 features what might possibly
be described (if you were of a kindly, meek, mild, nay, even forgiving
nature, unlike most of the staff here at SA) as ... rather a lot
of regurgitated material from the first flick. How much? Approximately
30 minutes' worth, completely unexpurgated, that's how much.
Put
in other words, out of 76 minutes' Ju-on 2, you, the purchaser,
will end up paying around £20 GBP for 40 minutes of original
material. Yep,
you heard me right. 40 stinking minutes. Just over the duration
of one weekday episode of EastEnders, if that puts things
into perspective for you a little better.
Don't
get me wrong now - the first movie was an awesome piece of work
and certainly more than deserved its acclaim, both critically and
financially. My problem is that it looks highly suspiciously as
though the first and second Ju-on video movies probably
started life as one ordinary length feature film, and then got cut
in half in order to part folks from double the amount of their hard-earned
cash, which is cheap and lousy and outrageous practice.
And
considering I was already having misgivings about the quality of
the ever-burgeoning Ju-on franchise becoming an tawdry
exercise in moneymaking - which it was certainly beginning to smell
of when the pre-production of a forthcoming US remake of Ju-on
involving Sam Raimi was announced recently (under the planned
title of The Grudge) and, you guessed it, Shimizu Takashi,
again - well, what can I say? For the first time in my life there
was so much stuff ripped off from another movie, I had to take a
DVD out of the player to check the label to make sure I had the
right film playing, and that just about put the tin lid on it for
me.
That
said, what about the actual quality of the 40-something minutes
of movie you do get for parting with the readies? Well, I guess
the best thing you can say about it is that it's pretty much more
of the same, but without the scares. Again, suspiciously it would
appear that the storylines of the original video movie are continued
to their conclusion in Ju-on 2 - a fact which would certainly
lend substance to the case that this movie was indeed simply split
from the original.
However,
and to the movie's detriment, you don't even really get the stellar
presences from Ju-on 1 featuring here. Certainly there's
no actor up to the level of Chiaki Kuriyama, who appeared briefly
in the first movie, and Yanagi Yuurei only appears in the 30-minute-long
"flashback" (snigger) you have to endure before the new
material seamlessly (snigger) continues from there. In their stead,
Taro Suwa makes a welcome enough comeback as the detective Kamio,
with an extended plotline, along with Denden - two of the hardest-working
actors in J-cinema today (indeed, I challenge you to track down
a film that doesn't feature a performance by Taro Suwa,
or Ren Osugi, come to that :-D) and whose acting quality is generally
pretty decent. The rest of the performances are reasonable, which,
again, is about the best thing you can say about it.
That's the thing, though: as with most ongoing series,
Ju-on is definitely suffering from a case of severely diminishing
returns. There are infinitely fewer scare scenes in Ju-on 2
than there were in the original movie - but IMHO even those
are better than the theatrical release Ju-on: The Grudge
(which will soon be getting its own review here at SA), which would
thoroughly fail to scare a chihuahua with a nervous tic.
And again, the sheer awfulness of the special FX,
which mirrors the sheer awfulness of the special FX in the first
movie, supports the case even further that this is not newly-made:
surely, given that Ju-on must have made a mint due to its
massive cult success in Japan, the sequel would have warranted a
more expansive budget for effects?
Either way, I find all this negativity very sad,
because I, for one, really did enjoy the original movie a great
deal, as my review reflected.
But think about this seriously for a moment: how many movies are
now encompassing the Ju-on franchise? Gakko no kaidan
G, Ju-on, Ju-on 2, Ju-on: The Grudge
theatrical, Ju-on: The Grudge 2 theatrical, and now
the proposed Hollywood remake as well, which is supposed to be going
by the name The Grudge, although I myself would have been
tempted to name it The Curse - simply to distinguish it
from all the others, and also because I'm running out of available
alternative titles to indicate all the different bloody versions
;-)
I dunno about you, but frankly I'm halfway to being
totally sick of the whole story. That super-freaky tag team of the
utterly Sadako-style ghost Kayoko and the downright bizarre child-spook
Toshio are beginning to look, well, a bit... boring, dare
I say it? It's overkill of the worst kind: after all, there's only
so much you can do with the Ju-on curse mythology,
and attempting to stretch it over six movies is IMHO spreading
it a little thin.
And if you were somehow expecting that Ju-on
2 would magically provide all the answers to all the confusing
elements and questions raised by the original movie (apparently,
in Japan this movie was touted during its publicity campaign as
doing so), then I'm afraid you're going to be even more disappointed
than you no doubt already were. If anything, there was more
explanation in the original - in fact, all the explanation you could
ever need, albeit presented in a very obscure way - and this film
just muddies the water. You won't understand a single solitary thing
if you haven't seen Ju-on - and not even the 30-minute
"flashback" (snigger) will help you out with this one.
So, to put it bluntly, in this version, matters
are made even worse by the unnecessary and convoluted dragging-out
of the story involving the estate agent, Tatsuya Suzuki (played
by Makoto Ashikawa), and his psychic sister Kyôko (Yuuko Daike)
through lateral plotlines involving various other family members.
As far as new material goes, there is also an extra scene continuing
the storyline involving Detective Kamio (Taro Suwa) and his ex-partner
Yoshikawa (Denden), who has suffered a nervous breakdown and left
the force; and one further scene involving a newlywed couple moving
into the Saeki house of horrors - which, to my ultimate terror (at
least I can say one thing scared me about this flick),
got partially regurgitated again in the plot of Ju-on:
The Grudge theatrical version - groan! ;-D
And that is as much 'synopsis' as it is possible
for me to post without featuring any spoilers. Yep, that's all there
is: but what do you expect within 40 minutes? War and Peace?
So for the first time ever in Snowblood Apple history, there is
no synopsis section - that's it there in the previous paragraph!
So
in conclusion, if you enjoyed the first movie, by all means go buy
this for the extra 40 minutes' worth of tacked-on and tacky crap...
but don't say we didn't warn you, which is more warning than we
got, and no mistake ;-) This movie left a really bitter taste in
my mouth, and pretty much confirmed my worst fears about the series,
which is a great shame.
Snowblood
Apple Rating for this film:
Entertainment value: 0/10
Chills: 0/10
Violence: 0/10
Sex: 0/10
Special FX: 0/10
Point in Purchasing: 0/10
Anybody beginning to see a pattern emerging here?: 0/10
Films in a Similar Style: Ju-on
(TV), Ju-on: The Grudge, Ju-on: The Grudge 2,
Gakko no kaidan G, Ring
***Only buy if you have a burning desire to find out what happened
to the estate agent***
Ju-on
2 (TV version) Wallpaper
You can download this wallpaper here: [800x600]
[1024x768]
Wallpaper credit: Alex Apple, 2003
Snowblood Apple Filmographies
Takashi
Shimizu
Taro Suwa
Denden
Yuuko Daike
Makoto
Ashikawa
Links
(not many featuring the video versions, unfortunately, but here's
a few for the moment)
http://www.foutz.net/movies/juon2tv.shtml
- a really long, positive and indepth review, stuffed with tasty
spoilers and lots of info on the rest of the Ju-on franchise
to boot
http://www.sanchodoesasia.com/sdj/sdj_ju_on2.php
- as usual, Sancho Does Asia pulls a full review out of
the bag [French only]
http://www.benkay.co.jp/jyuon2.html
- the artwork for the DVD cover
http://www.japattack.com/japattack/film/juon_itv.html
- An interview with Shimizu Takashi relating to the video versions
of Ju-on
http://www.cinemasie.com/fiche/oeuvre/juon2/-
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